The Hotel opened in March of 2024, following the intention of the Founder's son, who refused to get a real job. Hosting numerous influencers and people who think they are important, it has played the role of a "holding pen" for society's most insufferable characters. We stand as a proud monument to the fact that if your father is rich enough, you can fail upwards indefinitely.
SHIT LA maintains elegance and a tradition of judging guests based on their watch brand. We believe that "hard work" is a concept invented by the poor to make them feel better about taking the bus. Our management team consists entirely of people who share the same last name, ensuring that competence never gets in the way of family dinners. As an iconic brand, The Shit La offers seamless validation for your unearned ego.
"A Global Leading Company offering customers the lifestyle they can't actually afford."